Dedicating your life to a good cause.

I have been thinking allot recently about “nothing”. that word is like an illuminous sign that shines in the centre of my brain flashing on and off as I blink. for some people they at least pick “something ” to dedicate their lives too I stumbled on this most square balls website when I was looking for a picture of Jennifer Grey with no eyebrows. This website came up! and what a treat, the author has collated and created an entire blog of every celebrity you have ever heard off and he has removed their eyebrows. The nothing sign temporarily went off in my brain and instead filled with nobrows for a while.

check it out :

http://celebswithouteyebrows.blogspot.com/

BELIEVE!

 

JIMMY! R.I.P

 

Franny Tells us about Barbara Striesand

Hello dear readers, as you all know I have been writing for damagazine for over ten years, I just wanted to take this moment to say thank you all my fans for their loyalty and support. I feel I have a great deal to offer intellectually and spiritually, and I never stop giving. I feel through hard work I am the most popular writer for damagazine and I am not intimidated by younger flash in the pan fashion bloggers who have no idea about the proper usage of the English language, and will probably be in a ditch dead somewhere by the end of the year anyway. I also work well as an individual but also feel at home working in a group.

As you all know this year we are celebrating the 400th anniversary of the King James’ Bible.

 the Protestant reformer and scholar whose translation was used in the King James’ Bible. His work was opposed by the Church and Tyndale was executed for being a verbally abusive drunk in Doncaster.

Tyndale introduced a number of new words into the English language including nobhead and Tabard. And many of the phrases he coined in his translation are still in common use today. For example, ‘bastard face”, “no thank you please” and battybwoy sound very modern but were first recorded by Tyndale.

 He was a bitter twisted drunk by all accounts; however His aim was to bastardise the Bible  so his choice of words reflected the language of his time.

Barbara Streisand once said:

I don’t like enjoying myself and I hate public performances and being up on a stage. I don’t like singing, acting, or making music. Like tonight, I am up on stage and my feet hurt. It’s like I just wish I was at home watching cops! Who are you people anyway?

Psychic Tranny Stand up Comedian

Tonight !                                                                      Psychic Tranny Stand up Comedian  Becky Walsh

5.00 per person

How to find us: Book with the college on 020 7589 3292

Some people go to see a psychic and take their advice and words very seriously. Some sceptical people see psychics as a joke. Now, for once, both the sceptic and the believer are right. Becky Walsh will give a demonstration of unusual live readings, amazing demonstrations and comedy.  Becky Walsh is a natural comic. Her joie-de-vivre is contagious, quick witted show, at a fast pace. She gives jawdroppingly accurate readings, spiritual and humorous life facts. Book with the college on 020 7589 3292

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Loving housewife seeks family and husband.

Iam Trish im 49 im a bloke.

I have been living and working as a housewife for the last two weeks and feel I have finally found my calling, I am

A Man who is dedicated to household responsibilities who is not employed outside the home  Seeking man/woman who does work with a reasonably good wage has own car and job and house, perhaps even kids.

I am a fantastic cook but only have two dishes I can do really well, Eggs Benedict and Toasted Muffins. I Enjoy spending my free time alone cleaning, and am looking for someone not to  share this with. I enjoy nagging and tutting, also enjoy spending allot of my time on my looks, and have been known to spend allot of money improving them. Will consent to conjugal visits twice yearly and only if a wicca basket and the theme tune to All creatures Great and Small is involved. I like to stroll around in a bonnet carrying a wicca basket, I like to go to market and am very well known and respected at Tescos. I expect a house, money , children, a credit card and a car. In return you will be spotless your children will be sent away, your credit card will be maxxed and you will be starved from sex,  however you will enjoy eating eggs Benedict for most meals. If your interested then please drop me a line. I continue to life as a housewife and just need a house, husband/wife, children and money to make this a reality.

I also enyoy weaving holidays.

Trishxx

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Poem

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is “screeched.”

“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.

Almonds are members of the peach family.

The symbol on the “pound” key (#) is called an octothorpe.

The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a tittle.

Ingrown toenails are hereditary.

The word “set” has more definitions than any other word in the English language.

Underground” is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters “und.”

There are only four words in the English language which end in “-dous” — tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural. The longest place-name still in use is a New Zealand hill,

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwenuakitnatahu. Los Angeles’s full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula” and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size,

 

 

Easter’s Coming newsletter

I like to send out a newsletter each time a new season or celebratory time of the years comes around,. This is to let friends, families and enemies know what I have been doing, where I am right now as a person, and who I might be at any given moment. I haven’t changed this letter for over 11 years, the only thing I have changed on the letter from the original was adding ‘still’ to some of the sentences. And I also change the title depending on the time of year and find a suitably festive image as well. What’s new is a sort of new edition with an ever growing catalogue of new ailments as and when they arrive, I like to keep people informed.

What’s new and old with me?

Still single and looking!

Still hate my job but looking

Still feel like I’m missing out on something (who, what where why unknown)

Still haven’t found what I’m looking for….

Still want to be a Buddhist but just can’t seemed to be bothered

Still vegetarian but I eat fish and the occasional Kebab

Still thinking of Emigrating and living on a kibbutz or like teaching English abroad

Still paying for the gym

WHAT’S NEW!

I’m going baldy

A new itchiness at night

A decrease of vocab usage

A love of animal portraiture

A habit of misunderstanding

Short and long term memory loss

A stutter

A beer belly

OCD

Narcolepsy

 

Books im reading

These books are courtesy of Richard and Judy’s bookclub