” I got it wrong Norma Major is unfortunately not dead! I missed heard a conversation at the pet shop and got the wrong end of the stick”
Terribly embarrassing! my sincere apologies Norma!
To the happy couple alive and well!
Franny. sent from my iphone
“Now that John Major is back on the market, its time for a face lift and a new pair of slacks!
“Sad to hear that Norma Major has passed away, she will be greatly missed for her style and lasagna’s”
- As an early christmas present gettin Barbar ’s mouth wired up to help her loose weight!
I was watching a documentary on Britney Spears and then watching hundreds of youtube interviews with her, and then I watched some archive footage of her driving baldy around in her car for hours, I learnt something directly from Britney which has changed my life. She said in one interview that “success can feel empty”
Thankyou Britney, I can now rest on my Lorelle s as I already feel empty, i have decided to stop trying and donate my life to the research of why and how quagmires are created and live a free and easy life without ambition.
We will be feeding Henry Pingles, Twitter Comments straight to the magazine. Henry is an actor working and living in London’s media world and has been a contributor and writer for damagazine for 7 years.
Henry’s Tweets yesterday—
3.00pm– Sitting in bed watching pierce Morgan life stories with Danni Minogue, in floods of tears!
4.00pm- Getting ready to go perform on set for music video, been practising my line “one please”
10.00pm- Dressed as geek, my line has been cut! All that work down drain!
11.pm- Still waiting for my part to come up only had a paracetomal and a kiwi to eat today, feeling light headed!
12.15pm- finally done my part, the director is an absolute arse so insulting and pushy, my lighting was all wrong
12.45am- Out at Dizzies with Malcolm having a well deserved cocktail
1.30am- Off home got a casting for Les Miz tramp number three tomorrow! I need my beauty sleep!
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