Animals

I love animals, Jerry Hall once said you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.

2012 is revolting!

I realise this is the first post for a long while; I don’t know what to tell you. I have been buffering for over a month now, like a cheap downloaded streaming watch now video from stagevu I have slowly buffered to a hundred percent over the course of a month. And am now ready to watch the whole way through so sit back and enjoy! So much to look forward to this year including the end of the world at the end of the year! We’ve been down this road before so don’t lets get our hopes up too much folk’s it might not happen, there might be more time to waste in the form of 2013. This year my main plan is to start a revolution and start taking yes for an answer, to become the best friggin disco dancer this town has eve seen, to rock the rock like a kidney bean ect.

But mainly to start a revolution! When I have decided on exactly what and what form it will take ill get back to you. Just saying you’re starting a revolution makes you feel positive it’s like that time I said I was a Buddhist, I never read up on it because I didn’t have too just saying I was a Buddhist chilled me out!  Launching DASHOPPEE’S own website very shortly where you will be able to purchase fings online like ugly fashions and gifts for people you don’t like.

“I’m revolting why aren’t you?”

Elephant man tours

 

 

I went to an exhibition by these guys recently called department store on Southgate road, I really enjoyed it, you can see some of the artifacts on their website which is at the bottom of the post.

If you want to know Elephant Man better, if you want to learn some things about the elephant man, I can think of no better tour than the Elephant Man Tour.” Elephant Man Tours is the world’s longest established tour specialising in Elephant Man. Meet your guide and fellow tourists on the pavement just outside Whitechapel tube station. Click on the glowing wooden elephant to buy tickets for the next tour. Looking to celebrate? We stock trophies and awards for every occasion. Visit our online shop to purchase from a massive selection of high quality gifts and consumer items. Or if you’re feeling peckish, why not try our monthly café? Click the elephant in the top left hand corner to see the menu. Elephantmantours.com brings you all the Skinjobs videos and information about upcoming shows and projects. To contact us, click on the email address below, or try Facebook. “If you want to know Elephant Man better, if you want to learn some things about the elephant man, I can think of no better tour than the Elephant Man Tour.” Elephant Man Tours is the world’s longest established tour specialising in Elephant Man. Meet your guide and fellow tourists on the pavement just outside Whitechapel tube station. Click on the glowing wooden elephant to buy tickets for the next tour. Looking to celebrate? We stock trophies and awards for every occasion. Visit our online shop to purchase from a massive selection of high quality gifts and consumer items. Or if you’re feeling peckish, why not try our monthly café? Click the elephant in the top left hand corner to see the menu. Elephantmantours.com brings you all the Skinjobs videos and information about upcoming shows and projects. To contact us, click on the email address below, or try Facebook.

info@elephantmantours.com

http://www.elephantmantours.com/news.php

De- End? words by Franny

Oh Fungi! da magazine is in real trouble guys even though our readership is up 50% our main sponsors “The Queen Mab Memorial fund” are pulling out ! The directors have been in and we have all been issued with warnings that our jobs might be cut, meaning damagazine could be no more!

I have tried to get through to Baree but he is in the Bahamas with Kev on some sort of business trip god bless those boys. I can’t get through to Nancy or our editor apparently Nancy Twigg is potholing in Norwich and our editor has been missing since the first week of 2007 most inconvenient.

 I am running damagazine single handily! And I myself am on a bridge holiday presently in damaldeves with some girlfriends, the situation is hell. But with all these cuts I think its time we all started to think about a new career, AGAIN anyway. I have worked devising crosswords most of my life it won’t be easy to find a new job with my skills set. Its back to the drawing board career wise for me, it’s time to think inside the box.

I am thinking that this might be the time to finally follow my dreams, so far I have applied for a pet shop assistant position in Kilburn and I have also applied to be in the Welsh ribbon dancing Olympic team. Fingers crossed,  I would be happy with either. As for damagazine these next few months will be testing times, we need a new sponsor and we need it now. Please give generously to the Queen Mab Foundation details below.

http://www.paypal.co.uk/uk

on me olidees

Hello dear readers, well I haven’t blogged for a while as I have bin on me olidays in Plymouth. Luckily a strange hippy in an orange van called jewels accosted me and took me to Cornwall, a couple of other reprobates called Granny and the Captain joined us on a thieving week away. I had a great time being on the run, I even went surfing, discovered Satins children in the form of seagulls, and I am sure we were in the part of the country where Lord of The rings was filmed because I recognised some of the trees. One of the highlights of being on the run was stowing away at the castle grounds in Plymouth, only weeks earlier this had been the site of the now infamous event of the tranny who had sex with a dog. Talking to the locals was fascinating the gossip about this subject was rife! As it was the only thing that had happened for years! The tranny was well known and was quite a local style icon, an older man with facial sors, he wore heavy makeup, and quite rock chick style clothes were leather and lace featured heavily. After the owners found the tranny shagging there dog, they called the police, who took the gentle lady home, ah bless. Other than it was lots of fun and I can’t thank Jewels enough for obducting me, he dun me proud!

People at work

Draw an illustration of someone at work and send it in ! this is Phil who works in I.T and julia who is the caretakers boss