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REGRETSY? catagories
You may have all heard of the craft site Etsy were crafty people can set up a shop page and sell hand-made cards and stuff they have created. There is another site which illegally runs along side etsy called regretsy. Regretsy is made up of all the weird/bad/Truly terrible/(great stuff) from etsy including great ccatagories : like “Best descriptions” and “don’t ask [...]
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Facing it
I was in the arty bookshop yesterday the one near old street down a bit left , it usually only opens on a Tuesday week between the hours of 11.00-11.30 am, how ever I was lucky enough on this one occasion to find it open. I picked up this hilarious Jem. a little booklet of illustrations of people [...]
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Music
Please Please I urge you to check out these amazing hilarious musicians I think Keith Burton and the Beef Curtain has to be my fave, Keith likes to take pop song’s and change the lyrics, something im quite fond off myself. , my particular favorite is “Breville in disguise” all info courtesy of the lovely Kirsty Harris-http://kirstyharrisart.wordpress.com/ [...]
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Pig in lipstick
Love this theme and this painting I found on MA Butchers facebook page!
Funereal Disease
You will not die,
of this.
Pain when you piss,
It’s not Death approaching
or angels reproaching you.
That rash with the blisters
Is not a knell from the sisters
of the Inquisition
just a side-effect of your favoured position.
Milky tears in the night,
Secret fears for your plight,
Each new oozing you find
Tortures your mind
Don’t fuss
Its just pus.
Lumps in your back yard
You can’t even get hard
Your nodes start to swell
You think people can tell
A mountain of cocks V a dose of the pox
At the time it’s erotic
But now you’re feeling despotic
You chose the wrong bone
You’ll die mad and alone.
The unwanted guest
In the hair on your chest
Your tingling lip,
Things all red round the tip,
And welts from the frotting
Doesn’t mean you are rotting
The occasional wart
Doesn’t mean that you ought
To repent
You’re just bent
You like sex
Don’t think it’s a hex
You’re ill
Take a pill
It’s soon to be gone
Till then
Stay off men
And don’t pass it on.
Hi,
Thanks for your comment on my site and for the feature, I was a very chuffed chap.
Loving your work amigo.
Baz
I’ve made a new video – Charlie Sheen Fired from Sterling Cooper http://youtu.be/JrT8aQ4DvuE
Might be up your street…
Baz