The I love you technique.
Most recently I found my inner anger growing inside me like a petrol bomb waiting to explode. This inner anger has built up over years of public transport abuse mainly. I have recently found it more difficult to just silently tut in life when I feel someone has done wrong on me.
Yes it is most recent that my anger has began to bubble to the surfice, and words have cometh from my mouth like “Errrm” or “how rude!” or “for Christ sake” theses saying are often mutted on over crowded tubes, or when a pushchair accidentally on purpose squashes my foot on a bus, or when someone asks me for directions, or when someone simple smiles at me . Any of these situations will unfortunatly of late be met with the violence of the words above. I realised that over time this negative energy was turning my own heart black! And that what I needed was to share love and give love not anger. I decided to take life into my own arms and love It.
I have devised a technique to help you spread love and feel love.on the tube and in public toilets.
It’s the “I LOVE You “ technique and its very simple, all you need is a walkman or similar device that plays Barry Manilows greatest hits (part two) at all times.
And when anyone does wrong on you at any time, pushes, you, barges you, wears yellow next to you asks you for the time, or for help, don’t let the anger build inside you,instead turn to DEM< and in a soft loud voice shout “I Love You” and watch the trouble of the world melt away. Ladies and gentlemen ILOVE YOU !no need to love me backxxxxxxooooo. Here to play us out today is Barry Manilows “I found love in the Bermuda Triangle”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ENiYRkC0uY good bye ILOVEYOU
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Tags: Barry Manilow, Kev Clarke, Love
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